Time is a flat circle.
It is the year 2267. It is the maiden voyage of the USS Enterprise. The ship is in deep space. An urgent transmission is intercepted from Starfleet. Lt. Uhura patches it through the ship’s computer. It is U2’s newest album. Inquiries are made. Apparently, every starship in the fleet has received the same album. Commander Spock abruptly faints on deck. Captain Kirk leaps to his feet and holds Spock in his arms. Doctor McCoy springs from the turbolift and waves a tricorder over Spock. Spock regains consciousness, but he is weak. Leaning close to Kirk’s ear, he whispers, “every Vulcan has telepathically received U2’s new album. Don’t grieve, Captain. It is a beautiful day.”
So, my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.
there was once a time we laughed at chad’s mom
now we are chad’s mom
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
I can’t believe I haven’t told this story but when cheetah girls came out on Disney channel my dad was obsessed with it and called himself Cheetah Dad for like 2 weeks
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
Hello!! I’m in need of a HUGE signal boost right now (and maybe a big reporting session) because my best friend is being blackmailed by her ex boyfriend.
I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to put here, but I feel like this should be a warning for anyone who knows him and just a general informative thing. Jacob lives in Australia and is 16 years of age. They’ve had a very unhealthy relationship and he’s threatened sending out her nudes multiple times. Jacob is very manipulative and emotionally abusive towards her and even ends up pulling me and her other friends into not being able to do anything because it’ll end up hurting her. He’s made around 7 Twitter accounts to contact my friend in the times that she was trying to get out of the relationship.
In the picture above, he’s posted her nudes and threatened her.
ALL IM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO REPORT HIM ON EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING:
His Twitter accounts all start with @/neinthousand but the one that was most recently used was: @/neinthousand12 (but it was apparently deleted)
His Facebook account is:Jacob R Hynes, and he has more but I am unable to find them. They’re under Jacob Hynes and the like.
********** UPDATES!!! **********
First, we thought we had a compromise.
Then this happened not even a minute after:
PLEASE CONTINUE REBLOGGING THIS. My friend is only 15 years of age and this is absolutely horrible. We’re getting ahold of local authorities but if you see the pictures anywhere (namely twitter) REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY.
Put this guy on blast. Detestable scum.
Fucking ruin him.
Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
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Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched